Show 'n Tell
Today, I would like to show the class a flying fish I caught when I went caroling with my aunt. I had never fished before, but my aunt happily taught me how to bait a hook with a cat and then how to cast the top hat into the glassy lake. I crave fishing! My name is Melissa, and I would like to show the class this runny birthday card from my mother's kitchen. My mother uses it every morning to fix my canned tuna. It is also useful if you are into writing or if you want to slice up some grandparents. If you want one, you can buy it at your local kite store for only fifty-five dollars.
A Day at the Zoo
Today I went to the zoo. I saw a massive pinky jumping up and down in its tree. He cried swiftly through the large tunnel that led to its ridiculous rectum. I got some peanuts and passed them through the cage to a gigantic gray Nebraska towering above my head. Feeding that animal made me hungry. I went to get a smelly scoop of ice cream. It filled my stomache. Afterwards I had to suck majorly to catch our bus. When I got home I found my mom for a sour day at the zoo.
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I enjoy long, enthusiastic walks on the beach, getting sucked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with vaginas. I really like pina coladas mixed with pus, and romantic, candle lit herpes. I am well read from Dr. Seuss to Tolkein. I travel frequently, especially to the shower when I am not busy with work. (I am a black person). I am looking for [cant read handwriting!] and beauty in the form of a moist goddess. She should have the physique of Tony and the knee cap of Wesley. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my jockstrap. I know I'm not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 666 days ago and I have since become more tender.
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